Too funny not to share:
Alex Rodriguez hit 696 home runs during his baseball career, but one person will always remember him more for what he did on a basketball court. A-Rod attended an Army-Bucknell men’s college basketball game yesterday—he was at Bucknell for a speaking engagement—and won a student $10,000 by making a half-court shot that hit the backboard and went through the hoop. That’s a great story, but we all know Derek Jeter would have swished it.
—Dave Lozo, Holly Van Leuven, from Morning Brew